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Bricklyn
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:47 pm    Post subject:  You know your Italian when... Reply with quote

You know you're Italian when . . . .

You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas, and pizzelles
into a regular lunch bag.

Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, doctor, accountant,
travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block.
All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.

You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners

You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.

If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9', it is presumed his/her Mother had an affair.

There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

You netted more than $50,000 in gifts for your first communion.


And you
REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . . .

Your grandfather had a fig tree.

You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00 pm.

On Christmas Eve, you only eat fish.

Your mom's meatballs are the best.

You've been hit with a wooden spoon or razor strap and had a shoe thrown at you.

Clear plastic covers are on all the furniture in your house.
You know how to pronounce 'manicotti' and 'mozzarella.'

You fight over whether it's called 'sauce' or 'gravy.'

You've called someone a 'mamaluke.'

And you understand 'bada bing'
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

haha...your killin' me ova'here!

how you doin?
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Age: 54
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Cessna wrote:
how you doin?


No, how YOU doin'?
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Location: Lemoore, Cali, USA


PostPosted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:04 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Fahgetaboutit...
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