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Location: Rouyn-Noranda, Qc

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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:26 am    Post subject:  can I cheat? might not have time tuesday... Reply with quote

A well dressed gentleman walks in and steps up to the bar. He sees the barman talking it up with the locals, not seeming to care serving him.

He shouts:’’Barkeep! Give me a glass of 30 year old Glenfiddich! Now!’’

The barkeep steps up, turns his back on him, and fills a glass with the regular swill. He then turns around and gives him the glass.

The patron takes a sip, spits it right out, and swears: ‘’ That’s not what I asked for, this is just swill! Save it for the rabble, and give me my 30 year old Glenfiddich!’’

The barkeep turns around, quite miffed, but unwilling to concede, and pours an 8 year old scotch in a glass, and serves it.

The patron spits it right out, and screams:’’What is wrong with you this is just an 8 year old single malt! Get me the good stuff, the 30 year old!’’

Barkeep finally gives up, and pours the real stuff.

The patron sips, rolls his eyes, and says:’’ About time, my good man. Good stuff eh?’’

The old drunk at the end of the bar gets up, brings a glass to the fellow, and says: Here! Try this’’

The patron spits it right out and says:’’My god, man, this tastes like piss!’’

The drunk answers:’’ right you are, mate! How old am I?
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