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PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:42 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.

“You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend.

“That’s amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I.


We’re thinking of going to a sex therapist”, said Linda.

“Oh, we could never do that! We’d be too embarrassed!”, responded Mary.

“But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?”

Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again.

“So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?”, Mary asked.

“Things couldn’t be better!” Linda exclaimed.

“We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us.

He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts.

He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue.

Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat.

Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it’s better than it’s ever been!”

With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist.

After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. “I’m afraid there is nothing I can do for you,” he said.

“But doctor,” Mary complained, “you did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us!

Please, please, can’t you give us some help? Any help at all?”

“Well, OK,” the doctor answered.

“On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios.”
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2015 3:12 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.

The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?"

"Yes, it's at home," replies the man.


"To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier.

Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter.

"Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier. "Yes I do, it's at home," says the man.

"Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier.

The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. He has a brown paper bag in his hand.

"Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here."

The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag. "It is all soft and warm," she says.

"Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
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