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PostPosted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:36 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits.

Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me."

The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?"

"Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."
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What's the difference in a cucumber and a school bus?

The school bus has all the little pricks on the inside
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