The Curb

mo2872 · Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:06 am Post subject:

Barb was lying in bed one night. Her husband Al was falling asleep, but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

"You used to hold my hand when we were courting," she said. Wearily he reached over, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "...then you used to kiss me.� Mildly irritated, he leaned over, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "...then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, Al threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" Barb asked.

"To get my teeth!"

G68 · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:12 pm Post subject:

https://youtu.be/3IiICcSH8iY

Jan Ove · Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:27 pm Post subject:

Jan Ove · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:28 pm Post subject:

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

Mom forgot until the last minute, so she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding, the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no, it's short, pink and wrinkled!"

Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"

mo2872 · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:18 am Post subject:

G68 · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:59 pm Post subject:

Classic Rodney Dangerfield

https://youtu.be/0SVZvWaMWsA

mo2872 · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:22 am Post subject:

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

johnboy · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:30 pm Post subject:

Hayzousse, 3, at my age, that's nowhere near funny...

mo2872 · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:00 am Post subject:

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Nah, it's just a little ice cream.

johnboy · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:35 pm Post subject:

... Hope your time zone is in Timbuktu...
I don't get no respect...