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Local Hero
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:21 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

mo2872 wrote:
DAAAAAAAAM, sure glad I have two boys......would definitely need one of these...


Ditto what he said. I have two boys and I hope neither one of them tries to date Little Miss MM.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:31 am    Post subject:  Heres the application that goes along with that... Reply with quote

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history,
lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF
BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________
GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE
#________________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND
BADGES__________________________________________

HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________
ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
_____________________________________________________________



Number of years they have been married
______________________________

If less than your age, explain

_________________________________________________________


ACCESSORIES SECTION:

A. Do you own or have access to a van?
__Yes __No

B. A truck with oversized tires?
__Yes __No

C. A waterbed?
__Yes __No

D. A pickup with a mattress in the back?
__Yes __No

E. A tattoo?
__Yes __No

F. Do you have an earring, nose ring,
__Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE
APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)


ESSAY SECTION:

In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?


_____________________________________________________________


_____________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean
to you?


_____________________________________________________________


_____________________________________________________________


In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?


_____________________________________________________________






REFERENCES SECTION:

Church you attend
___________________________________________________

How often you attend
________________________________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________


SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all
answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:


______________________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:


______________________________________________________________


C: A woman's place is in the:


______________________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about
is:


______________________________________________________________


E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
___________________________


______________________________________________________________


______________________________________________________________


F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her
first is:


______________________________________________________________

F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
__________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND
CORRECT TO
THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH,
DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION,
CHINESE
WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS
TORTURE.


_________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)


_______________________________
________________________________
Mother's Signature
Father's Signature

_______________________________
________________________________
Pastor/Priest/Rabbi
State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and
non-sexual.
Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please
do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it
would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you
will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying
violin cases. (you might watch your back)
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mo2872
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:34 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

The smartest answer ever given to one of my dates dads:

Dad: What time are you going to have my daughter home, Todd?
T3: What time would you like her home, sir?
Dad(with big grin): That's right, you kids have a good time, she knows her curfew, have her back.


T3
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Bricklyn
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:52 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

My niece just started dateing and I just "happened" to be there for one of her dates.
I asked him how fast could he run a mile, my sister-in-law asked why?
I said, so I know how to adjust the scope for lead and windage.

my brother was in tears, my niece and her date just had this stupid look on their faces.

She said to her date not to worry hes always been alittle off..

The sad thing is my wife agrees..
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Bricklyn wrote:
My niece just started dateing and I just "happened" to be there for one of her dates.
I asked him how fast could he run a mile, my sister-in-law asked why?
I said, so I know how to adjust the scope for lead and windage.

my brother was in tears, my niece and her date just had this stupid look on their faces.

She said to her date not to worry hes always been alittle off..

The sad thing is my wife agrees..


What's sad about your wife needing to know the adjustments, too??? You might need a backup, incase you strain your back firing the first time....
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:59 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

A shotgun wedding, it's a matter of wife or death
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

I remember coming home one night when daughters first boyfriend was there.

I'd been at the range and was cleaning the P9 Springfield before I put it away as it was having trouble feeding rounds from magazine

I walked out of the study - slammed magazine home and released slide lock just as boyfriend walked out of the opposite room. He had muzzle about a foot away from his face


Daughter went hysterical, I couldn't stop laughing, boyfriend was as white as a sheet and wife was standing there yelling something at me. Boyfriend didn't last much longer
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Thats Priceless Leon
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:16 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

check it out, in the first box, type your name.

in the 2nd one, type your user name. quite cool.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:49 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Good one, Q-Dog. (I used my name and 'irreverantscamp' for a user name. The result was better than I expected!) ;)
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