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[TheRktmn]

Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes? Most of them are true stories.

Why did Barack Obama register to run for office as a Democrat? The Communist Party doesn’t have enough voters.

The Obama economy is so bad that Michelle fired her nanny and learned her children's names.

The Obama economy is so bad that you can order checks pre-marked "Insufficient Funds."

The Obama economy is so bad that Kenya now claims he wasn't born there.

President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income

Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama? Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama? Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

A black man is elected to the highest office in the land and he still has to live in government-subsidized housing.
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[TheRktmn]

Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama go into a bar. Bill tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a B and C." Obama whispers, "What is a B and C?" "That's a bourbon and Coke," Clinton answers. Then Biden orders, "I'll have a G and T." Obama again whispers, "What's a G and T?" "A gin and tonic," Joe replies. Obama wants to seem like he's one of the guys so he tells the barkeeper, "I'll have a 15." The bartender asks, "What's a 15?" Obama says, "A 7 and 7."

Obama has decided to change the name of Air Force One.. He's going to rename it "Air Force The One."

Astronomers have spotted an object in space that they say is potentially dangerous, yet for a year it's just sat out there and has done nothing. For that, they've named the object COMET OBAMA.

Marine biologists have spotted the deepest living fish ever, near the ocean floor at the Earth's lowest point. They're calling it, the Barack Obama Approval Ratings Fish.
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