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johnboy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:13 pm    Post subject:  hell Reply with quote

an accountant dies, and goes straight to hell.

on the elevator down, the doors open, and there is fire and brimstone all over the place. As he starts to get out, Satan asks him what he is doing here.

He answers that he is an accountant, and swindled people. Satan stops him from exiting and says that accountants are one floor down.

one floor lower, the elevator doors open, and all he sees is an endless sea of shite... floating on that sea, are a whole bunch of accountants, up to their nose in poop.

He looks at the closest guy and asks if this is really the place for accountants. The guy goes on tippy toes, and slants the words:"Sure is, all accountants come here. Just remember: Don't make waves"
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:39 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

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