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G68
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:55 pm    Post subject: icon_note Beer Consumption Reply with quote

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each. It was then discovered that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:23 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

You forgot about more pee breaks...
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:47 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

Pretty scary that just 8 pints of beer a day can do that to a guy. :shudder:
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:19 am    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

pints?
... I drink quarts.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:41 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

damn JB, that makes me want to go get a big bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale...BUT, they're only 1-3/8 pints...at 7.2% ABV I won't need too many!

http://www.arrogantbrewing.com/beer/year-round-releases/arrogant-bastard-ale
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:10 am    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

http://www.canadianliving.com/food/menus-and-entertaining/article/canadian-beer-bottles-do-you-know-your-history
A Labatt's 50 quart always tasted better than the stubby. I think it might be because of the same amount of air for double the volume of beer in a bottle.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:04 am    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:33 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

My ex-wife drove me to drinking and I never had the decency to thank her for it
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:36 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

G68 wrote:
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol


Thats some deep shit right there.......
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:57 pm    Post subject: icon_note  Reply with quote

Trudat!
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