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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:26 pm    Post subject: icon_winner Wednesday Humour Reply with quote

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together.
One day, the horse fell into a bog, and began to sink.
The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for
help !
The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for
the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
z3 BMW.
Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length
of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW.
He managed to get hold of the rope the chicken tossed to
him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the car, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
car, rescued the horse.
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the car back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The
friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best buddies. Best
pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mudpit, and soon
he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save him.
The horse thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
"thing" and he would lift him out if the pit. The chicken got a good
grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving him.
The moral of the story ?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick
up chicks.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:16 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

where is the zotter - does the new forum mean we can re-post all the old crap that is still funny
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:22 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

if the zot does not apply here, then i shall copy and paste. then ill be king!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:33 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

52nd, where did you find that one?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:23 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

I seem to remember it was a Jaguar rather than A BMW last time
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:06 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

well hes from the good ol England.. cant bash a Jag now can we? :D because Jags will always get chicks he he
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:48 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Before Ford came along, the only thing you pulled in a Jag were the services of an Auto Electrician
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:14 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

I never thought I would say this, but Jags and Harleys were alot a like. You had to buy two of each to be able to enjoy one while the other was in the shop. Now if Ford would buy harley, my world domination plan would be complete!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:32 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Why is a Harley Davidson a "SHE" ??
Because "SHE" is
-Powerful
-Noisy
-Not always easy to handle
-But a pleasure to Ride
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:14 am    Post subject:   Reply with quote

What do dogs and Harley Davidson Motorcycles have in common?
Answer, they both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks
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